Monthly Archives: August 2012

Brains Everywhere!

With time spent working on Play with the Prose and with trading on The Bench, I’ve been lax on trading with (and even reading posts by) the friendly neighborhood card collector bloggers. Well, I’d emailed
Scott from Sports Cards Ate My Brain a while back about a trade, and he agreed to strike one up. I heavily raided his Twins trade bait page and he mine, and we built a whopper!


clockwise, from top left: 2007 Upper Deck Black Lustrous #LUS-TH Torii Hunter [22/50] (auto); 2004 Leaf Second Edition #51 J.C. Romero (auto); 2006 Upper Deck Sweet Spot Super Sweet Swatch #SW-HU Torii Hunter [254/287] (bat); 2005 Donruss Champions Impressions Materials #287 Kirby Puckett (bat); 2009 Topps Unique Prime Time Patches #PTP-64 Torii Hunter [61/99] (jersey); 2004 Donruss Studio Diamond Cuts #DC-16 Shannon Stewart [005/250] (jersey)

I didn’t realize how many of his cards were s#’d as well — just a great variety of stuff.


clockwise, from top left: 2004 Topps Retired Signature Black #67 Kent Hrbek [35/99]; 2009 Topps T-206 mini Cycle back #77 Joe Nathan [49/99]; 2010 Topps Tribute T-205 Blue #84 Joe Mauer [336/399]; 2009 Topps Heritage SP #495 Joe Mauer; 2005 Donruss Diamond Kings HOF Heroes Framed Blue #43 Harmon Killebrew [096/100]; x

Hopefully Scott was equally pleased with the Braves-centric material shipped in his direction. Thanks for the trade, Scott, and best of luck with your collecting!

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Spookymilk Play With The Prose — Challenge #8: Denouement

This time around our Play with the Prose challenge was to write the denouement of a story, in 200 words or fewer.  Well, here’s how it wrapped up:

As the first emerged from their bunkers, they were greeted by a ruddy red glow on the northern horizon, as well as two active volcanoes towards the east. The strong gusts of wind did nothing to dispel the 120° heat of the pre-dawn air. Others tentatively climbed out into the growing throng, some scanning the landscape in shock, while others searched a sky filled with ocher, scudding clouds.

A lone figure climbed onto a large rock where he could be seen by the milling crowd, and lifted his strong voice over the howling wind. “When scientists warned us that asteroid TTS-150a was on a probable collision course, we all feared for our future, and prepared for the worst.”

Steadying himself from a short ground tremor, he scanned the faces nearest him and smiled. “Thankfully, those dire predictions were wrong! This calls for a time of celebration! Hug your younglings, and offer your gratitude to The Great Ukko!”

A light sulfuric acid rain fell on the joyous upturned scaly visages of the crowd, as the planet’s red giant sun rose higher over the clouds of volcanic ejecta, the beginnings of a beautiful — and unexpected — day on Triskelion Three.

So, do they fall for it? RESULTS

The judges’ comments:
K: I know it’s tough to do without cheating, but this one had a character come out and say what happened in the story. The concept could be fun, but I’m being hit over the head by this one. BRONZE

I admit, I fell for it. When the conditions of the post-asteroid world were being revealed, I thought “ah, we’re going to get a downer ending”. When the leader begins thanking the great Ukko, I was envisioning a ‘The Stand’ style thing. Then the reveal happened, and I felt a little silly having thought any of that. I like where it goes, though. ‘A light sulpheric acid rain’ is a wonderfully oxymoronic line that feels perfect for the world the writer created.
BRONZE

More medals — the streak goes on! STANDINGS

  • When it comes to denouement, the king is Sherlock Holmes, and originally I thought of writing a wrap-up where Holmes begins, “The proof is in the pudding!” followed by some twisted logic, and then Watson asking, “But in order to prove that, you need the [insert item]!” whereby Holmes replies, “I told you — check in the chocolate mousse!”
  • The second idea is this one that I submitted. I asked myself, what if I paint a post-apocalyptic landscape where I hide the fact that it is not Earth and not populated by humans, but is in fact a the typical environment, and lead the reader to think the worst outcome?
  • I think Rod Serling had an influence on me, because many of my stories could work as Twilight Zone episodes. After thinking about it, the reveal in this story reminds me of “The Eye of the Beholder” quite a bit.
  • Heh heh — I used Triskelion.

The next challenge isn’t doing anything for me so far…


And who do I write like with this story? Why, of course:

I write like
Arthur Clarke

I Write Like by Mémoires, journal software. Analyze your writing!

Spookymilk Play With The Prose — Challenge #7: Family Reunion

This week’s Play with the Prose challenge left me struggling the most so far: write a story about a family reunion, in 300 or fewer words.

Windom Arms Hotels
Dayton, OH

August 24, 2012

Here is a summary of the activities in question, as requested by Windom’s law department, regarding the two family reunions held on the weekend of Aug. 11/12, as recorded in the hotel log:

Friday:
5PM – several lobsters were found in the sauna. Medical attention was summoned for the two women who found them.

6:45PM – elevator maintenance was called after 18 people overloaded the east elevator, stopping it between 3rd and 4th floors. Service was restored after 55 minutes.

8:10PM – police notify the front desk that toilet paper rolls were unfurled and blowing from a 4th floor window. The parents in room 308 were warned.

Saturday:
3:35AM – bathtub in room 447 overflows, causing ceiling damage. Tub was unattended; drain was blocked by a condom. Guests in 347 were relocated.

8:40AM – approximately four dozen doughnuts disappeared from kitchen storeroom.

3:20PM – law officials were called after a fight broke out in the pool area. Several people in street clothes had been thrown into the pool; many others had their swimwear pulled off of them. Warnings were handed out but no citations were issued, to our knowledge.

10:55PM (at various times for roughly 5 hours) – many calls regarding noise disturbances, two handled by the hotel detective, and one in room 312 requiring animal control intervention.

Sunday:
2:00AM – bathtub in room 447 overflows, once again unattended and due to condom blocking the drain. Guests were moved to a first floor room.

8:30AM – food fight breaks out in the restaurant after waffle mix on the floor causes several falls. Eight injuries were treated.

We sincerely hope that our hotel ratings were not hurt, but we would like to add that if the Fodor or Zagat family reunions are ever held here again, we will refuse to work those days.

Terrence Range , Corrine Horle, Stan Best
Lead Shift Managers

Judging was delayed for a bit; here are the RESULTS

The judges’ comments:
K: My not-so-well-kept secret: the underplayed joke, told with a stone face, gets me every time. Certainly, hotel managers are constantly put in situations where they have to relate hilarious situations in businesslike language. Maybe this shouldn’t seem like a story to me, but in this setting, it was a blast, and managed to have a beginning, middle and end. GOLD

P: Ceiling floods. Ouch. I like the gag here. The ongoing descriptions of the mayhem are funny (and occasionally what isn’t explained ends up being almost as funny), if they don’t exactly tell a ‘story’ per se. In fact, that’s really the only reason this story gets a bit lower marks. It sort of tells a story, but it don’t actually show us a story. BRONZE

The medal streak continues, and my current position is more solidified. STANDINGS

  • After a three day stint at the Downtown DoubleTree in Omaha, this idea came to me rather quickly. I like making myself run with an early idea, but this one didn’t hold my interest well enough to get it done prior to an hour before the deadline.
  • The judging was delayed partly due to flooding from a bathroom in the apartment above Spookymilk’s. That’s, uh, pretty freaky.
  • “Windom Arms” is named as a tribute to the wonderful actor William Windom, who died just a few days ago.
  • At least two of the items in the list reflect circumstances (more-or-less) from my past. Not that I was involved, necessarily.

Onward to the next challenge…

Spookymilk Play With The Prose — Challenge #6: Consequences Of A Wrong Decision

Our Play with the Prose mission, should we choose to accept it: to write a story about someone dealing with a wrong decision they had made (200 word limit). Here’s my take on it:

“DAMN IT!”

Fiery pain ripped through Stim Tremplent’s left thigh, followed quickly by the sting of his suit’s epi-painkill and a thrumming numbness as the suit resealed and repressurized. He awkwardly dragged himself into the gaping hole in the nearby alien architecture caused by the same chem-missle that just wounded him.

Stim released a spybot drone to assess his situation. The renneretts, big ugly bastards resembling gray slugs with undulating carapaces that made kill shots difficult, were everywhere around the maze-like cityscape, and all manner of weapons fire dotted his helmet’s heads-up display.

Once more Stim found himself regretting choosing a two-year stint in the Zealand Defense Force instead of the mandatory decade of tedious desk work in the Census Ministry, which his lottery number dictated. No one anticipated this initial small confrontation would take such a horrible downturn.

As the spybot zipped back to him, he reached out to deactivate it; instantly his head snapped back and his world went black…

…he awoke to Platoon Leader standing over his medibed. “Tremplent, we’ve reviewed your mental blackbox; your lack of focus has cost us greatly! Three more months have been added to your enlistment.

“DAMN IT!”

RESULTS

The judges’ comments:
K: I really loved the prose here, and the character felt believable (despite the bizarre name (which I liked)). I’m not sure I buy that three months would be added to his enlistment after he nearly got his entire platoon killed, though. Maybe an ending where they “punished” him by having the remainder of the two years behind a desk? Anyway, good stuff regardless. SILVER

P: I like the sci-fi element, since I’m a sucker for that sort of thing, anyway. I like the concept behind the regret of taking a few hellish years instead of a number of boring ones. What I really don’t like is the “DAMN IT” exclamation at the end. I would think that such a statement could be reasonably assumed. It doesn’t damper my opinion of the piece too much, but it’s unnecessary. BRONZE

Well, the unfortunate aspect of a 200-word story is that you can’t fully clarify things. Still, the medal streak continues! STANDINGS

  • I had idea about how I wanted to start the story — it only made sense to bookend it. Even if not everyone thought so. For some reason I heard Stim’s voice sounding like Brock Samson Patrick Warburton.
  • Who doesn’t love coining futuristic words and names?
  • Some of the sentences got pretty run-on, but that’s a requirement of pulp SciFi, isn’t it. The initial draft came in with an extra 30+ words over the limit; it’s a fun challenge to leave the virtual kettle over the fire and boil off the excess.
  • I thought it great irony that his dwelling on the bad decision that put him into a two year battle cost him even more time there.

Time to begin planning that family reunion 😉

Spookymilk Play With The Prose — Challenge #5: Halfway Point To A Large Goal

This time around, our Play with the Prose challenge was to write a 300-word or less story about someone halfway to a large goal.  I gave it a go:

Jeremy went to his small closet and carefully got down a hard-shell suitcase. The other residents at the assisted living facility were twice Jeremy’s age, but he was still going to miss them. Later today he would be moving into hospice.

His intention was to pack following lunch, since his energy had been flagging lately. At least the back of his head only throbbed lightly nowadays; the stronger pain medication was doing wonders – gone were the days of eye-squinching, fetal position headaches, although he really had problems maintaining his focus.

In the suitcase Jeremy made a base of socks and underwear from his top drawer, and then added pants on top of them. The changing pictures of the digital photo frame on the dresser caught his attention, and he picked it up just as an image of a cocker spaniel appeared. He heard from the adoption center that Clara was in good hands now; she was the closest thing he had to family. Jeremy turned off the frame and placed it carefully into the suitcase, then without thought climbed onto the bed for a short respite.

The afternoon on-duty nurse knocked lightly before entering the room, smiled, and walked over to the bedside where he carefully moved the half-filled suitcase off the foot of the bed to the chair nearby. As he fixed the man’s upturned collar, the nurse stiffened, then quickly felt for a pulse. He paged the front desk, confirming the D.N.R. order, and the doctor on call was notified.

The nurse’s smile returned, sadder now, and he rubbed away some moisture from his left eye with the back of his hand, smoothing out Jeremy’s half-opened jacket. Waiting as footsteps partway way down the hallway approached, he gently lowered the suitcase lid.

RESULTS

The judges’ comments:
K: This is an oddly comforting little story. I thought I was going to be distraught by the unknown as Jeremy left the building, but I enjoy that this story closed the book on his life, and did it with class and dignity. I could stand to go that way. SILVER

P: The tone set here is good. The small parts, like the digital photo frame are done with care, and the implied tragedy of only getting to life half the life is haunting. This story did a good job of weaving the half filled suitcase into the overall narrative. GOLD

More bling! So now, where does that leave things? STANDINGS

  • I wanted to do something with a little more emotional impact this time around. I think I did that.
  • My idea came while choosing music videos for WGOM, where I was the VJ for the week; my muse was Peter Gabriel’s “Solsbury Hill“, and the ending was inspired by the ending of a story I remember from HS English class, “The Jilting of Granny Weatherall” by Katherine Anne Porter.
  • Besides the half-packed suitcase, I threw in a lot of other half references: half the residents’ ages, waiting half the day to start packing, half-opened jacket, halfways down the hallway…

We’ve already got our marching orders for the next challenge — hopefully I choose wisely…

Spookymilk Play With The Prose — Challenge #4: Little People

The latest Play with the Prose challenge required us to write a story about a person or community of people no more than an inch tall. Interesting! Let’s see how this works…

“Mr. Demopolous? Mr. Carter from the Vancouver Board of Labour is here to see you.”

Oscar Demopolous stubbed out his cigarette, reached into his upper left drawer for a bottle of Maalox and took a swig, then thumbed the intercom and replied, “Send him in.” He stood and greeted the man as he entered, then offered him a chair.

The investigator took his seat opposite the large desk. “I understand you were at the set during filming; tell me what happened.”

“Everybody knows the unusual story of the tiny Jankowicz’ family. It occurred to me a while back how wonderful it would be to hire them for our minatures filming — after all, they are 1:72 scale! CGI can do wonders, but every director likes live-action shots, of course.”

“I understand this, but let’s get to the incident…”

“Yes, yes. Well, we follow the strictest safety standards and always have a fire safety officer on set. We had been filming an exciting segment for our film 2013 with explosions and falling buildings and the like. It went exactly as it was choreographed. But at the end of the day, who would have known there was a cat hanging around the trailers?!”

RESULTS

The judges’ comments:
K: I rolled my eyes, but it was mostly in the good way. This could feel like a stupid nudge-nudge twist but it’s foreshadowed properly. BRONZE

P: Simple gag, fun results. The idea of a director using a miniature family for model shots is funny, and a cat would totally ruin a one inch tall human’s world. BRONZE

Alrighty — still on the medal stand: STANDINGS

  • Once again I went with my first instincts: what would I hire people less than 1″ tall to do? Acting in miniture special effects shots!
  • Oscar Demopolous is my shout out to Dino DeLaurentiis.
  • Probably should have been the British Columbia Board of Labour, but that’s an extra word I couldn’t afford.
  • I considered the old saw “Never work with aminals or children,” and the ending fell into place.

Pressure’s on to continue the medal streak, and looks like I’ll have to come up with a “halfway” good submission this week, too…

Happy Birthday Lew!

Happy 36th Birthday, Lew Ford — may all your AB’s* be good ones.

*the ones not against the Twins, of course


clockwise, from top left: 2005 Donruss Diamond Kings Signature Framed Blue #132 Lew Ford [15/25] (auto); 2003 Fleer Hot Prospects Game Graphs #94 Lew Ford [002/400] (jersey&auto); 2003 Fleer Splendid Splinters #147 Lew Ford [641/999]; 2004 Donruss Statline Career #68 Lew Ford [185/329]